NJ Transit conductor: We're on the train goin' to Dovah. This is a late-night train for the drunk college kids. If you miss your stop, that sucks -- we ain't goin' back. In Dovah, it's ovah.
--Penn Station
Girl on first date: I love animals.
Guy on first date: I love animals, too, but I see a snake and I'll shoot it in the face.
--Union Square
Man on cell: We met at a bar and went on one date... You don't even know me! You haven't even seen my MySpace page!
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